From the only reliable source of news on the net, the Onion. Hmmm, well my opinion is that all men and women should not date shapeshifters, robots or androids, especially if they come from the future. This giving relationship advice thing is a snap! Maybe I should start a “Dear Don” column here at AC and offer solutions to relationship dilemmas. Let me try offering another piece of relationship advice. If your date insists on finishing up a blog post, you must be understanding and patient, unless he or she exceeds the one hour keeping a date waiting rule. Ha! How easy this is!
Do Not Date Shapeshifters!