Beware Werewolf Prevention Scams

Here at The American Catholic we are always interested in protecting our readers.  Recently a video has been making the rounds of the internet that purports to give tips about Werewolf Prevention:

Unfortunately the video is being deceptively marketed.  It is mostly about feeding a werewolf after it takes up lodging in your house.  If Hollywood has taught us anything, it has taught us that attempts to appease werewolves are futile.

Unfortunately there is only one thing to do with werewolves and go here to find out how to do it.

5 Responses to Beware Werewolf Prevention Scams

  1. T. Shaw says:

    Where can I make my tax-deductible donation to the Society for the Prevention Of Cruelty to Werewolves?

    Or, would that be the DNC?

  2. Donald R. McClarey says:

    Beats me T. Shaw. As far as I am concerned, I’d quite readily wear a werewolf fur coat and dare Peta to splash blood on me! 🙂

  3. Foxfier says:

    Now, I can’t approve of that– they are, after all, humans. Homicidally insane humans who are morphed into hideous monsters bent on blood shed and mayhem, but that’s not so rare outside of metaphysics.

    Naturally, if there’s no other way to prevent harm (including metaphysical infection!) then you must kill them, but morally we shouldn’t have killing as our primary goal.

    Given modern situations, I doubt we’d be able to safely contain them, so defense may require us to kill werewolves….

  4. RL says:

    Wait Foxfier, I’m now confused. Are you talking about werewolves or the Democratic Party leadership?


  5. Donald R. McClarey says:

    Hmmm? What does happen to the Lying Worthless Political Hack when the moon is full? 🙂

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