Half Girl-Half Wolf Blitzer!

From the only reliable source of news on the net, the Onion.   In my law practice I am sometimes called upon by judges to act as Guardian ad Litem in juvenile and dissolution cases when the question of custody of minor children comes up.  In that capacity I represent the kids in court and give my recommendation to the judge as to who should have custody.  I have often been involved in cases where I thought the kids would be better off being raised by wolves than either parent.  However, being raised by a journalist?  We must draw the line somewhere!

4 Responses to Half Girl-Half Wolf Blitzer!

  1. Teresa says:

    Good one!

    Since journalism is dead it would be inadvisable for a child to be raised by a dead person or persons.

  2. Elaine Krewer says:

    “Being raised by a journalist? We have to draw the line somewhere!”

    Hey, I resemble that remark 🙂 My daughter never talked to imaginary friends by satellite, though, nor has she ever said “par for the course”.

  3. Donald R. McClarey says:

    I do find legal phraseology occasionally being used by my kids Elaine. The horror! The horror!

  4. Bill Sr. says:

    Cute young lady and very smart for sure but my vote for the most dynamic ten year old lady still goes to the daughter of that Aussie dad killed by the sting ray. She was “totally awesome”!

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